did you know that most underwear has tons of latex in it especially in the lining part which is pretty much impossible to escape, so when you’re allergic to latex wearing underwear is actually hell

you may not have known this but let me tell ya i did

*eyes widen and the burning continues*

what people order at a smoothie bar

jocky college guys: hawaiian temptation
super awesome girls that i wanna do: raspberry peach
little kids: strawberry banana
chumpy white people: summer daze
young outgoing black guys and old hippie white men:  wheatgrass shot
midlife crisis women: summer salad
super awesome girls who are branching out: carrot apple ginger
30something gay white guys: vita cocktail
people who are obviously very rich: liquid sunshine

fun games to play at work include guessing what people are going to order and being right

i’m bringing my blowdryer on a beach trip full of fucking hippies during which we’re going to basically just skateboard, shroom, and eat leafy greens

whatever yo im a diva and idc

up until i was like 15 i would spend all my time writing lists of things i liked

here is one now because i think it will help:

-crying from overwhelming love
-when you know everyone is a little bit drunk (but not a lot bit) so you can do whatever and you won’t care and neither will they
-things that are really girly and remind me of when i was 6
-princess roleplay
-1979 greek villager roleplay
-my soft blanket, my splendid mug and my toy deer
-critical reading/literature sections on the SATs
-inventing new juices
-skirts
-feeling the new bones in my nose
-tents and forts and lit up spaces enclosed in fabric